Yesterday was the night that i have seen so many gays in my whole entire life. nearly 500pax of gays. all the good looking ones turn gays. damn saddening i tell you. no wonder now SG no more good looking straight guys already. tsk. was damn sick during work. nearly die. but at least its not as busy as i think it would be. tips was so little. fucking little. stupid. reached home at 6am. slept till 6pm. awesome sleep. thanks to sarong fly, my throat doesnt hurt that much anymore. it taste very nice, kinda addictive too. hahahaha
Went To sugar boy's house. then his grandma's house. tons of people were there. cant get used to the noise. cause i dont have any young cousins anymore. all grown up. his cousins were cute though. made me so paiseh when sugar boy said something to me & his small cousin heard it. tsk. feel like digging a hole & put my head in. sugar boy's mum was there can. super embarrassing. leave their house for work at around 8plus.
during work, totally agony. actually the big boss isnt that fierce what. lol. he even say he would buy strepsils for me. felt weird when he said that. then the bouncer and the chef treat me not bad too. maybe this work isnt that bad expect for the late nights i have to tahan. geez. kinda slack. isnt that much of customers. im feeling sleepy again. i shall head back to bed soon. hahah.
Number 10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." - have sex with whores instead please. -.-
Number 9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. - sick in the brain.
Number 8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. - AWWWWWWWWWWW~
Number 7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. - hmmmm.. why brick?!
Number 6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation. - retarded.
Number 5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. - sg mans would love this job. luckily sg doesnt have.
Number 4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. - I LOVE THIS TOTALLY.
Number 3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. - is their boobs huge? haha.
Number 2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. - another law which proves that man are sick in the brain. tsk.
And the weirdest law in the world is...
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. - omg. i would never let my mum witness the act. bet my husband cant stand if she's there. LOL.
currently, i felt like im one of the most luckiest girls ever. hahahahah. i want jessalyn to feel that way too when she get hers. & lene's sel to realize that she is one great girlfriend compared to others. if not, im gonna wake her up & ask her to ditch the fucking him. i want my girls to be happy like a little a girl. heh. my two precious girls. loveeee you! omg, i feel so mushy. -.-
lastly, Top 10 weird law around the world~
Number 10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." - have sex with whores instead please. -.-
Number 9: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. - sick in the brain.
Number 8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. - AWWWWWWWWWWW~
Number 7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. - hmmmm.. why brick?!
Number 6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation. - retarded.
Number 5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. - sg mans would love this job. luckily sg doesnt have.
Number 4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. - I LOVE THIS TOTALLY.
Number 3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. - is their boobs huge? haha.
Number 2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. - another law which proves that man are sick in the brain. tsk.
And the weirdest law in the world is...
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. - omg. i would never let my mum witness the act. bet my husband cant stand if she's there. LOL.
currently, i felt like im one of the most luckiest girls ever. hahahahah. i want jessalyn to feel that way too when she get hers. & lene's sel to realize that she is one great girlfriend compared to others. if not, im gonna wake her up & ask her to ditch the fucking him. i want my girls to be happy like a little a girl. heh. my two precious girls. loveeee you! omg, i feel so mushy. -.-
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