GOOD BOYFRIEND VS TRUE LOVE.
A good boyfriend will ask to borrow your money,
Your true love will steal your ATM card when you're not looking (he knows your PIN of course).
A good boyfriend will put on the "perfect guy" act around your parents,
Your true love will call them mum and dad, then try to move in.
A good boyfriend will kiss you in front of his mates,
Your true love will kiss you in front of your parents.
A good boyfriend will stay on the phone with you all night,
Your true love will be there beside you watching you sleep.
A good boyfriend will tell you you're pretty,
Your true love will take your makeup off you because you're already beautiful without it.
A good boyfriend will buy you presents,
Your true love will steal your stuff.
A good boyfriend will stop when you beg him to,
Your true love will keep teasing you just so he can redeem himself later.
A good boyfriend will tell you you don't need to diet because you're fine how you are,
Your true love will force you to eat.
A good boyfriend will keep any letters you give him,
Your true love will keep the half a chocolate wrapper from that day at the park.
A good boyfriend will remember your anniversary, birthday, etc.
Your true love will remember the first thing you said when you were first alone (no matter how stupid it was).
A good boyfriend will borrow a couple of games for awhile,
Your true love will borrow your phone for weeks and steal your MP3 player.
A good boyfriend will complain that your room's too girly,
Your true love will complain about the colour of your underwear.
A good boyfriend will agree your teddies are cute,
Your true love will carry them around the mall with you.
A good boyfriend will help you up when you fall,
Your true love will pick you up randomly, whether you like it or not.
A good boyfriend will tell you he loves you,
Your true love won't need to.
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